:05:10
Ang, remember the time we were in Vegas,
we seen that funny guy,Joey Villa?
:05:14
At the Riviera.
:05:16
Who was the guy who walked
in the bar that night,Jo-Jo?
:05:18
That short guy.
This is a funny story. Listen.
:05:21
Jo-Jo comes into the bar wearin'
a solid gold buckle this big.
:05:25
It saysJo-Jo on it.
:05:26
He's got a bracelet on his arm
saysJo-Jo on it.
:05:29
Got a fuckin' necklace saysJo-Jo on it.
He's got solid gold cuff links.
:05:31
They all sayJo-Jo on 'em.
:05:34
Little Chink bellhop walks in,
he says...
:05:36
"Excuse me, Mr.Jo-Jo."
:05:37
He says, "Shut the fuck up.
I don't want nobody to know I'm here."
:05:40
True story.
I was there.
:05:45
All right.
:05:47
Do what you want with yours.
I'm gettin' down on the Knicks.
:05:49
John, who owns a bigger piece ofyou,
your bookie oryour tailor?
:05:53
I'm split right down the middle, baby.
:05:55
Put out the fuckin' cigarette
before you give us all cancer, please.
:05:58
What cancer? The government
has not proved cigarettes cause cancer.
:06:02
What fuckin' government
is he talkin' about now?
:06:04
You know the tobacco people
own the Feds.
:06:06
- Fuck them.
- Put out the fuckin' cigarette.
:06:08
- Are you serious?
- Yeah!
:06:11
What a fuckin' ball breaker here.
:06:14
Gene, you goin' to Mom's later?
:06:16
It's Friday night.
Me and Pete are both goin'.
:06:18
Give it up.
Put your share on top of it.
:06:20
Kick somethin' into that
like you're supposed to.
:06:22
No, right now.
D'Mig, kick in.
:06:24
You been robbin' cannolis from us
for 20 fuckin' years now.
:06:27
John, your old man told me
your mother's got a Zulu maid.
:06:32
Fuckin' guy.
:06:33
He never wanted me to marry Vicki.
:06:35
Best thing that ever
happened to me in my life.
:06:37
- Never wanted me to marry her.
- Why not?
:06:39
Vicki's stepfather's Italian,
but her real father was aJew.
:06:42
- So?
- TheJews whacked outJesus.
:06:44
- Get the fuck outta here!
- Maybe he had it comin'.
:06:47
Under the table.
Watch out for that bolt of lightning.
:06:50
Coveryour head, Angie.
:06:54
That's funny.
:06:56
John, it's Neil.
:06:58
- Hey, Neil.
- Mr. Neil.