Happy Gilmore
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:15:01
No, I don´t.
:15:02
Back in 1965...
:15:05
...Sports IIIustrated said I wouId be
the next ArnoId PaImer.

:15:08
What happened?
:15:10
I wasn´t aIIowed
to pIay pro anymore.

:15:12
I´m sorry.
Because you´re bIack?

:15:14
HeII, no.
An aIIigator bit my hand off.

:15:18
Oh, my God!
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Tournament in FIorida.
My baII went down by a Iake.

:15:22
Damn aIIigator just popped up!
Cut me down in my prime.

:15:27
But I tore one of that bastard´s eyes
out. Look at that.

:15:32
You´re pretty sick, Chubbs.
:15:33
I´ve never seen anyone...
:15:35
...who can hit the baII
haIf as far as you. You got reaI taIent.

:15:39
That´s nice of you to say, but
I trained aII my Iife to pIay hockey.

:15:44
GoIf is no different--requires taIent,
seIf-discipIine.

:15:47
GoIf requires goofy pants
and a fat ass.

:15:50
TaIk to my neighbor--a great goIfer.
Huge ass.

:15:53
I bet your neighbor can´t drive
the baII 400 yards.

:15:57
I bet your neighbor doesn´t have a shot
to get on the Pro Tour.

:16:02
How wouId I do that?
:16:03
You win the Open tomorrow,
you´re on the Pro Tour.

:16:07
Then, who knows? Maybe you´II win
the Tour Championship.

:16:10
Get that goId jacket
I never got.

:16:12
GoId jacket, green jacket--
who cares?

:16:20
Don´t worry. It´s made of wood--
reaI sturdy.

:16:28
Sorry about that.
:16:30
It was good to meet you,
but, uh....

:16:35
I´m out of here.
:16:37
This is not reaI smart, kid.
:16:39
I thought you were pro materiaI,
primed for the big bucks.

:16:49
Hey, Chubbs...
:16:50
...what kind of big bucks?
:16:59
Stupid goIf cIubs.
Why the heII am I doing this?


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