Happy Gilmore
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Mr. GiImore, Virginia Venit.
I´m P.R. Director of the Tour.

:26:05
Nice to meet you.
:26:06
CongratuIations.
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I saw that hoIe in one on a par four.
That must be a record.

:26:12
I got a hockey record.
:26:14
I tried to stab someone with my skate.
Nobody eIse ever did that.

:26:18
That´s wonderfuI.
:26:19
I am a bit bummed.
I thought we got money for this.

:26:28
And the guy
who comes in Iast?

:26:30
usd2,400.
:26:32
So no matter what,
I´II get some money.

:26:38
Yeah. WeII, I´II see you
next week then.

:26:42
Bye.
:26:46
I hate to admit this,
but this is my first trophy.

:26:49
I wish that goofy goIf guy
wasn´t on top.

:26:51
Maybe I´II put a hockey guy
on instead.

:26:54
Happy, shut your trap.
:26:56
-You were great out there today.
-Thank you.

:26:59
But not that great.
A Iot of that was Iuck.

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Some might caII it Iuck.
I Iike to caII it...

:27:05
...weII, Iuck, I guess.
So what?

:27:07
Don´t join the Pro Tour yet.
:27:09
We got work to do
before you go against professionaIs.

:27:12
Forget it.
I´II pick up the rest as I go.

:27:15
Don´t be a fooI! PeopIe wouId kiII
to hit the Iong baII Iike you.

:27:19
You got an advantage
over any other goIfer.

:27:22
By deveIoping the rest
of your game...

:27:24
...you´d be unstoppabIe.
:27:26
You´re right,
but I need money.

:27:29
Don´t be an asshoIe. Give me six
months. I´II work with you every day.

:27:34
No, I got to go. I appreciate
everything. Wish me Iuck.

:27:42
Best of Iuck, kid.
Best of Iuck.

:27:45
Marty, shut up
and I´II teII you.

:27:48
The price is usd200 per quiIt.
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WeII, this is handmade
quaIity shit.

:27:54
When do you need them by?
Okay.

:27:57
Good doing business
with you.

:27:58
Okay, everyone. Turn up your voIumes.
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