Happy Gilmore
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:59:00
Two seventy-five. And three.
:59:03
Three fifty down front.
:59:05
I have three fifty.
Seventy-five anywhere?

:59:08
Three fifty--soId to the gentIeman
in the white sweater.

:59:12
What just happened, Happy?
:59:15
Go wait in the car, Grandma.
:59:18
What the heII
is wrong with you?

:59:21
I enjoy reaI estate specuIation.
:59:24
You touch me, I burn the house down
and piss on the ashes.

:59:28
What do you want for it?
:59:30
You know what.
:59:32
You off the Tour.
:59:34
Quit, and the house is yours.
:59:36
Fine. I quit.
:59:38
No way. Happy, come here.
:59:40
He´s right. I don´t beIong in goIf.
I´m a hockey pIayer.

:59:44
-What team do you pIay for?
-Easy.

:59:46
Face it, Happy.
You are a goIfer.

:59:50
I did this to get Grandma´s house back.
Now I can. No regrets.

:59:55
What do you think she wants more--to
get her house back or see you succeed?

1:00:01
Maybe she can have both.
Hey, Shooter.

1:00:06
The Tour Championship
is next week.

1:00:09
If I beat you, I get the house.
You beat me, I´II quit.

1:00:12
You´re going to beat me?
At goIf?

1:00:17
You´re on.
1:00:19
But you´re in troubIe. I eat pieces
of shit Iike you for breakfast.

1:00:23
You eat pieces of shit
for breakfast?

1:00:27
No.
1:00:32
That was great.
I know you wiII kick his ass.

1:00:36
That makes one of us.
1:00:38
Take care of Grandma.
I´II waIk from here.

1:00:40
-Where are you going?
-To Iearn to pIay goIf.

1:00:46
I´m stupid, you´re smart.
1:00:49
I was wrong,
you were right.

1:00:51
You´re the best,
I´m the worst.

1:00:54
You´re very good-Iooking,
I´m not attractive.

1:00:58
Okay, as Iong as you´re wiIIing
to admit that. Now...


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