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and with the right chemicals,
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I know I can do
a mushroom cloud.

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That's impressive, Janie.
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But I believe there's
a taste issue involved.

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Ballet.
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Pilgrims.
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Musical.
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Swan Lake.
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Jazz.
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Vlad the lmpaler.
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Yeah, that's cool!
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I think the most excellent idea
for a pageant

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would be
a giant holiday feast.

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Something healthy, low in fat,
and very delicious, of course.

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There could be parts
for everybody.

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Uh, grains, vegetables
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and best of all,
a shiny, silver centerpiece.

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That's a very good idea, Marion.
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You could play the barf bag.
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She made me an onion.
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Tell me about it.
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"You, my dear,
are a great big squash."

:37:55
I'd like to squash her.
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I've got something better.
Come here.

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Smell this.
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Ugh!
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What is that?
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You like it?
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Wait, I mean you hate it.
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It's like something crawled
up my nose and then died.

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Excellent.
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It's a sulfur-based
alkaloid.

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I want it to chemically
fuse with combustibles.

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And, in English,
that would mean...

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Stink bomb.
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Stink bomb.
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We tape it to the
school air ducts,

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attach it to a timer,
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and five minutes before
the school play starts...

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Empty auditorium.
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Hey...
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What are you girls doing?
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Nothing.
Nothing.

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Are you getting ready
for your big stage debut?

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Actually, Mrs. Gibbs,
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Janie and I were just talking
about the school play.

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Right, Janie?
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Yeah, we're really
looking forward to it.

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Good, good.
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That's good.
:38:53
Janie, what is this
supposed to be?

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No, Mom.
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Don't touch it.

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