1:28:12
I am on a mission
to be a great writer.
1:28:16
A good friend once told me
1:28:18
that all great writers
try to see everything.
1:28:21
Okay, here goes:
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I knew this guy once.
1:28:27
He used to be a bajillionaire.
1:28:29
Now he rides a bike.
1:28:31
Want to know the freaky part?
1:28:35
He says the bike's better.
1:28:38
Please write in
if you think he's lying.
1:28:45
There's a difference
between looking at stuff
1:28:49
and really seeing it.
1:28:53
Look who's here.
1:28:55
Give them some bread, huh?
1:28:56
Here you are.
1:28:58
To really see,
1:29:00
you've got to get a closer look.
1:29:04
Why, thank you.
1:29:05
So much.
1:29:06
A cabbage.
1:29:07
Carrots in here for you.
1:29:10
And a sausage.
1:29:25
I've noticed that, sometimes,
1:29:27
stuff you think
is broken forever
1:29:30
is actually totally fixable.
1:29:35
But some stuff is supposed
to fall apart.
1:29:40
Speaking of which,
1:29:41
certain high ranking officials
of a certain
1:29:43
secret club had better
de-dorkify themselves
1:29:46
in a hurry...
1:29:48
or else everybody's going back
1:29:50
to where they were
in the first place.
1:29:52
This reporter believes
1:29:54
that de-dorkification
is a difficult,
1:29:57
but not impossible, process.
1:29:59
Mostly, you've got to want
to be cured.