1:30:05
But I'm pretty sure
it's a two steps forward,
1:30:09
one step back kind of deal.
1:30:12
In theater news, Miss Elson's
sixth grade holiday pageant
1:30:15
was the theatrical controversy
of the season.
1:30:20
Some were happy to see it,
1:30:23
and who am I to argue?
1:30:40
Others say... it stunk.
1:30:47
This reporter has no comment.
1:30:49
And, hey, stupid school board,
1:30:51
give Miss Elson a raise,
would you?
1:30:55
She's not so bad,
as teachers go.
1:30:57
And she puts up with a lot.
1:31:01
There's evidence to suggest
that Janie Gibbs
1:31:04
will grow up to be
the world's greatest scientist.
1:31:06
So far, she has shown amazing
progress in the areas
1:31:10
of mold manipulation
and chemical combustibles.
1:31:13
We have also learned
that Sport's father
1:31:16
is rolling in dough
from his latest book,
1:31:18
which just goes to show,
if you stick to what you love...
1:31:20
and work like a dog...
you will succeed.
1:31:24
For those of you who don't know,
a retraction
1:31:26
is when a newspaper
takes something back.
1:31:29
This newspaper would like
to retract certain statements
1:31:32
in a certain notebook
1:31:33
which may have hurt
certain people's feelings.
1:31:36
They were lies.
1:31:37
And those that weren't lies...
1:31:39
were mean.
1:31:41
Like, just because
a person's father is far away
1:31:44
does not mean
he doesn't love you.
1:31:46
Anyway, don't think about it.
1:31:51
The truth is important,
1:31:52
but so are your friends.
1:31:57
And if you can have them both,
then it's a good life.