:16:00
I got a Turbo Man
for Johnny months ago.
:16:03
It's nestled safely
under our tree.
:16:07
Good.
:16:08
Howard, by the way,
they say it may get icy later.
:16:12
You might want to wrap
some chains around those tires.
:16:15
]Under breath]
I'll wrap chains around you.
:16:17
What?
:16:20
Come on.
:16:21
DARLENE LOVE SINGING: Just hear
those sleigh bells ringing
:16:23
And ding ding
a-ling-a-linging, too
:16:26
Come on, it's lovely weather
:16:28
For a sleigh ride
together with you
:16:31
Outside the snow is falling
:16:33
And friends are calling yoo-hoo
:16:36
Come on, it's lovely weather
:16:38
For a sleigh ride
together with you
:16:42
HOWARD: What time you opening?
:16:45
Come on. It's freezing out here.
There's a hundred people...
:16:49
Because of two minutes
you're not...
:16:52
]Crowd grumbling]
:16:55
MAILMAN: Give him a break!
He's trying to get a toy!
:16:58
Go ahead. Have cuts, man.
:16:59
- Last-minute shopping?
- Yeah.
:17:01
Enough to drive a man insane.
Myron Larabee.
:17:06
Howard Langston.
:17:08
I'm shopping late because
I'm busy at Christmastime.
:17:11
People send Christmas letters...
:17:12
to folks they don't talk to
but once a year,
:17:15
not to mention relatives
sending presents...
:17:17
they're going to send back.
:17:19
How many toiletry kits
does a man need?
:17:21
How about those stupid letters
from kids to Santa?
:17:24
MYRON, WITH CHILD'S VOICE:
'Dear Santa, send me a bike.'
:17:28
No! Your father's been laid off!
:17:29
As if I didn't have
enough pressure,
:17:32
my son wants
some goofy-butt toy,
:17:35
some fruity robot
named Turtle Man.
:17:37
That's Turbo Man.
My son wants one, too.
:17:40
You know it's all a ploy.
:17:44
HOWARD: A ploy?
MYRON: Don't you watch TV?
:17:47
We are being set up
by powerful toy cartels.
:17:50
- Come on.
- These fat cats...
:17:52
use working-class
like me and you.
:17:54
They spend billions of dollars
on TV advertisement,
:17:57
and then they use
subliminal messages...