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to suck your
children's minds out!

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I know what I'm talking about.
I went to junior college.

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I studied psychology.
I know what's going on.

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Then they make a kid
feel like garbage...

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because you, the father,
who's working 24-7,

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delivering mail to make
an alimony payment to a woman...

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that slept with everybody
at the post office but me!

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When you get the toy, it breaks
because it's cheap plastic!

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I'd like to
walk in that office, grab him,

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and just choke him
until his eye pops out!

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You shouldn't wear fur.
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Ugh!
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MYRON: Back up. I'm first.
Turbo Man, you're mine!

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MYRON: Move it, move it!
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MAN: Whoa!
MYRON: Move, move!

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MYRON: Get out my way!
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MYRON: Booster?
Who wants Booster?

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HOWARD: The Turbo Man dolls...
they're all gone!

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MYRON: There's another one here.
HOWARD: There are none!

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I'm trying to find
a Turbo Man doll.

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- Me, too!
- Any more in the back?

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Ha ha ha!
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- What?
- What's he laughing about?

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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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CLERK: They want a Turbo Man.
HOWARD: Yes.

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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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CLERK:
They're looking for Turbo Man.

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Ha ha ha!
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WOMAN: Hey, everybody,
they're looking for a Turbo Man.

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]Everybody laughing]
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MYRON: Shut up, man!
HOWARD: What's so funny?

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Where have you guys been?
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Turbo Man's the hottest-selling
Christmas toy ever.

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CLERK: We got plenty of
Turbo Man's partner Booster.


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