:33:00
SANTA SINGING: He's a little
boy who Santa Claus forgot
:33:05
TONY: Beautiful.
:33:07
]Dog barking]
:33:10
SANTA: Up here.
:33:12
Oh, I love this time of year.
:33:14
Christmas carols,
snowflakes, Santa Clauses.
:33:18
HOWARD: Now what?
SANTA: Are you Dan Rather?
:33:20
Is this '60 Minutes'?
You the question king?
:33:23
Chill!
:33:36
SANTA: Keep your hands
where I can see them.
:33:41
]Raps out beat
to 'Jingle Bells']
:33:49
Password.
:33:50
Jingle bells...
Batman smells.
:34:06
CLARENCE CARTER SINGING:
They call me back door Santa
:34:10
I make my runs
about the break of day
:34:16
They call me back door Santa
:34:18
- I know what you're thinking.
- Oh, no.
:34:21
You have no idea.
:34:24
SANTA: Get him his Turbo Man.
TONY: Got it.
:34:28
I got to tell you, Santa,
there is something here...
:34:31
that doesn't seem quite,
um, kosher.
:34:36
- Kosher?
- Yeah.
:34:38
This from a guy who assaulted
a toddler for a Super Ball?
:34:42
Listen, bub, we provide
a service here.
:34:44
We're not doing this for us.
We're doing this for the kids.
:34:48
For the kids?
:34:49
For every kid who ever sat down
on Santa's lap,
:34:53
for every little girl...
:34:54
who left cookies and milk
for Santa on Christmas night,
:34:57
for every little boy who opens
a present Christmas morning...