:35:00
and finds clothes
instead of toys.
:35:03
HOWARD: Aw.
:35:06
- It breaks my heart.
- Ahem.
:35:08
HOWARD: There it is.
SANTA: That will be 300.
:35:13
- Dollars?
- No. Chocolate kisses.
:35:15
Yes, dollars.
:35:17
I can't believe this.
:35:18
Whatever happened
to your lofty ideals?
:35:21
I thought you were doing
all this for the kids.
:35:23
SANTA: Can't we pick up some
loose change in the process?
:35:27
HOWARD: Here.
SANTA: Take it.
:35:28
Count it.
Put it in the safe this time.
:35:31
Don't open that up!
:35:34
DOLL: ¡Es el tiempo
del Hombre de Turbo!
:35:38
That's the multilingual version.
It's fun and educational.
:35:45
Don... you know,
I wouldn't...
:35:47
Well, of course,
there's some assembly required.
:35:51
Let me get that for you.
:35:52
SANTA: Put it in the box...
HOWARD: Give me the money back.
:35:55
SANTA: Ah, ah. Whoa!
All sales are final.
:36:00
You know what you guys are?
:36:02
A bunch of sleazy con men
in red suits.
:36:07
- What did you call us?
- You heard me.
:36:09
Con men, thieves,
degenerates, lowlifes,
:36:12
thugs, criminals!
:36:15
SANTA: In the North Pole,
them are fighting words.
:36:18
- Put 'em up.
- Relax, buddy.
:36:21
I'm not about to hit
a Santa Claus.
:36:23
What are you, chicken?
:36:25
Chick, chick, chick.
:36:26
Chick, chick, chick, chick!
:36:31
Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk!
:36:34
Ba... aah!
:36:38
]Clang]
Get him!
:36:40
]Karate yells]
:36:45
Whaa!
:36:53
Shut up.