:16:01
Someone you can talk to.
:16:03
A shoulder to cry on.
:16:16
It's useless, Liz.
:16:17
We can't hide our feelings
any longer.
:16:20
Feelings?
:16:21
TED: I don't have to tell you,
I'm a very eligible bachelor.
:16:26
Women would give anything
to be in your position now.
:16:30
Well, I'm a lucky,
lucky girl.
:16:35
For me,
it all started months ago...
:16:37
at your Labor Day barbecue.
Remember?
:16:40
And you asked me how
to marinate ahi tuna,
:16:44
and I said all you need
is Italian salad dressing.
:16:59
Aah! You!
:17:04
OFFICER: Stop that man!
:17:06
Enough talking.
:17:08
Ow!
:17:14
Well, that didn't exactly
go as well as I'd hoped.
:17:53
MAN: You! Who are you?
:17:56
- Are you the guy?
- Huh?
:17:57
MAN: Thank God.
We got him, people!
:17:59
Listen up. We're running late,
so pay attention.