:08:04
I recognise you
from that picture in Time magazine.
:08:07
You were on the boat in Madagascar
with a lemur on your shoulder.
:08:11
You've lost weight since then. If you
don't mind me saying, it suits you.
:08:16
This is an honour for me. I've read
all your books on biodiversity.
:08:24
(Adrian) Loch Ness.
:08:25
In 500 AD, St Columba saw
the beastie approaching a swimmer.
:08:29
"Turn back, beastie! Let the man be!"
He shouted, and it submerged.
:08:36
Ever since then,
people have been seeing Each Uisge.
:08:39
That's the Horse of the Water.
:08:49
But you watch out, beastie,
'cause your man is here.
:09:01
It is... It's very comfortable.
:09:04
And each room is done out
in a different tartan.
:09:07
I think mine's "Hunting Stewart".
:09:09
(music, chatter and whooping)
:09:12
Is there another hotel we can go to?
:09:15
Not that's open now.
It's after the season.
:09:18
- The ceilidh's in high gear, so...
- Wait, wait. What's a ceilidh?
:09:22
Well, it's a gathering in honour
of all the cryptozoologists.
:09:27
You're telling me
there are Nessie hunters in there?
:09:30
Aye, I thought you knew. They're all
excited at a chance to meet you.
:09:34
Didn't Dr Mercer tell you?
:09:38
Aw, that's perfect (!)
:09:41
Good!
:09:43
(# tune: "Marie's Wedding")
:09:52
The Danes are here,
building a giant cage.
:09:55
They plan to lure Nessie in
with six tons of breadcrumbs.