Mars Attacks!
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Thank you.
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For many years,
I've been refining a translating computer.

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The results are not perfect, but this...
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...may answer some of your questions.
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Green skin...
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...800 centuries ago.
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Their bodily fluids...
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...include the birth of half-breeds.
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How many centuries did he say?
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Eight hundred, sir.
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Self-determination of the cosmos.
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For dark is the suede that...
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...mows...
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...like a harvest.
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What the hell does that mean?
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Hey, Mitch.
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Good morning.
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I'm sorry, you can't come this way.
There's a tour in progress.

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Hello, my name is Barbara.
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Hello, Barbara.
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I am an alcoholic,
but I haven't had a drink in three months.

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I'm feeling so optimistic
because of the Martians.

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We're not alone in the universe.
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And it's so perfect...
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...that it's happening at the beginning
of the new millennium.

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Our planet was suffering...
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...with the ozone and the rain forest and...
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...so many people unhappy in their lives.
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And then...
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...the Martians heard
our global karmic cry for help.

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People say they're ugly...
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...but I think they've come
to show us the way.

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I think they've come to save us.

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