:06:00
I got four and a half
million people who buy...
:06:04
...the National Mirror every week.
:06:06
Do you know how many...
:06:08
...of those 4.5 million readers...
:06:10
...are Indians or Eskimos
or Eskimo-Indians?
:06:12
-I told him. American children.
-Americans...
:06:15
...want to see pictures of Americans.
:06:17
-They are Americans.
-Americans.
:06:20
-Is that too much to ask for Christmas?
-No, sir...
:06:23
...and I'll get someone right on it.
:06:27
My little poochie, look at you.
:06:32
If you don't teach that dog...
:06:34
...some manners soon,
somebody else will have to.
:06:38
How long were you
Elizabeth Taylor's pool man?
:06:41
Reincarnation, Miss Hucklow speaking.
:06:43
Were you on the bed when it levitated?
:06:47
He lives in your refrigerator?
:06:52
Can I put you on hold for a second?
I'll go to my desk and take this call.
:06:56
No, don't let him out. Okay, hold on.
:07:18
Here's something interesting.
:07:29
Malt sent you for the tree this year.
I forgot.
:07:32
I found it in Montana.
:07:34
As soon as I see it, I know
it's too big to fit on the truck...
:07:38
...but then I think, what if someone
sees it while I try to find one...
:07:43
...that'll fit on the truck?
:07:45
Then Malt gets...
:07:47
...the second biggest Christmas
tree in the U.S. and I'm screwed.
:07:51
Yeah, well, that's good thinking.
:07:53
-So I cut the top off.
-You did that?
:07:55
I didn't know it'd be
a major problem...
:07:58
...to put the top part of
a tree back on the bottom.