:54:01
- What were you doing in bed?
- Nothing.
:54:05
We were watching TV. Laura wanted
to go to bed. What could I do?
:54:10
What do you mean,
"she wanted to go to bed"?
:54:15
- What do you mean?
- You know what I mean.
:54:20
- Did you have sex with my wife?
- No!
:54:24
No, Douglas! Here was the plan.
When she was asleep, I'd sneak out.
:54:31
I guess I dozed off.
Nothing happened.
:54:35
She did kind of brush me in that
region, but I mamboed out of there.
:54:43
Doug, he mamboed out.
:54:53
Listen to me. Both of you.
Rule number one.
:54:57
It's unbreakable.
Don't even try to bend this rule.
:55:01
Nobody has sex with my wife
but me.
:55:05
Fabulous rule, Doug.
:55:09
- No clone nookie.
- You're the man, Doug.
:55:13
Original nookie only.
:55:17
- We're clear on that rule, right?
- Absolutely. It's locked in here.
:55:26
- So, did you?
- No!
:55:30
- Wimp.
- Slob.
:55:33
The mambo king.
:55:37
Watch the stern there!
:55:40
Number eight,
it's a boat, not a bathtub.
:55:59
- Did you enjoy sailing?
- It was more like bumper cars.