Muppet Treasure Island
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Say no and l will be forced
to terminate our relationship,

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- You're nothing but murdering pirates,
- Pirates?

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Pirates,
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Oh, Jim,
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lf that's what you're thinking,
you're dead wrong,

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* When l was just a lad
looking for my true vocation

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* My father said, ''Now, son,
this choice deserves deliberation''

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* ''Though you could be a doctor,
or perhaps a financier''

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* ''My boy, why not consider
a more challenging career?''

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* ''Heigh ho ho,
you'll cruise the foreign shores''

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* ''And you'll keep your mind and body
sound by working out of doors''

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* True friendship and adventure
are what we can't live without

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- * And when you're a professional pirate
- * That's what the job's about

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Upstage, lads!
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This is my only number,
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* Now, take Sir Francis Drake
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* The Spanish all despise him
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* But to the British he's a hero
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* And they idolize him
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* lt's how you look at buccaneers
that makes them bad or good

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* And l see us as members
of a noble brotherhood

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- * Heigh ho ho, we're honorable men
- Oh, l love it,

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* And before we lose our tempers,
we will always count to ten

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* On occasion, there may be someone
you have to execute

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* But when you're a professional pirate
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* You don't have to wear a suit
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What?
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* l could have been a surgeon,
l like taking things apart

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* l could have been a lawyer,
but l just had too much heart

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* l could have been in politics
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* 'Cause l've always been a big spender
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(as Marlon Brando)
* And me, l could have been a contender


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