1:10:01
Sorry? No,
Sorry doesn't cut it,
1:10:04
You left me standing at the altar!
1:10:07
l was on a ship headed for Zanzibar,
l got cold feet,
1:10:11
You're a frog,
You're supposed to have cold feet,
1:10:14
My mother came from France,
l was wearing her white lace dress,
1:10:19
The cake was filled with lemon custard!
1:10:24
- Fate has brought us together again,
- (whimpers)
1:10:28
- Actually, treasure and pirates,,,
- Don't start about pirates,
1:10:32
After you jilted me,
l took up with Bernie Flint,
1:10:35
- He was totally codependent,
- You and Captain Flint?
1:10:38
Well, he was a pirate, l was a lady,
You know the story,
1:10:43
Smolly, he marooned me,
1:10:46
Me-e-e-e-e!
1:10:47
- (sobs)
- Oh, oh, oh,
1:10:51
This is all my fault,
What have l done to you?
1:10:54
Mushy, mushy,
1:10:56
Lovey-dovey!
1:10:58
(pirates snicker)
1:11:04
Bravo, Captain,
1:11:11
Touching reunion, Benjamina,
1:11:14
This seems to be your day
for renewing old,,,
1:11:19
acquaintances,
1:11:21
Oh, hello, Long John,
1:11:25
Oh, no, Him too?
1:11:27
- lf you'd married me,
- What?
1:11:29
l'm a pig, l need commitment,
You knew that about me,,,
1:11:33
l'm not gonna be patient
about this, Benjamina,
1:11:37
Where is the treasure?
1:11:43
Um, l just may not tell you, Hm,
1:11:48
Don't play games with me, lass,
1:11:52
l'm not a patient man,
1:11:55
Stop!
1:11:56
Give up now, weak and tiny pirate mans,
or die like stinking dogs,