:17:01
Let's face it girls.
:17:02
That wonderful guy in your house
and in mine is building your happiness
:17:06
and the opportunities that
will come to your children.
:17:10
Split-level homes may be in style,
:17:12
but there is simply no roomfor split-
level thinking.
:17:17
So when my Jimcomes home
from a hard day at the office,
:17:22
our Family Room
brings us closer together...
:17:27
Is there more?.
:17:30
What was your name again, Miss?.
:17:31
Dougherty. Norma Jean Dougherty.
:17:34
And who sent you to us, Miss Dougherty?.
:17:35
The Blue Book Modeling Agency.
:17:38
Have you ever auditioned
for radio work before?.
:17:40
No. Not before. No, never. No.
:17:44
Well, Miss Dougherty,
:17:46
you are to go back to
the Blue Book Modeling Agency
:17:49
and tell them they should send you out
for print ads, and print ads only.
:17:54
Under no circumstances
:17:55
should they put you up for any job
that entails reading, speaking,
:17:58
moving or anything
that might vaguely be construded
:18:01
as acting because you do not have even
the slightest aptitude for it.
:18:14
What?.
:18:18
Blonde hair photographs better.
:18:21
It can be made to look light, medium,
or dark just by controlling the light.
:18:25
That's why my biggest demand is
for blondes.
:18:29
If you wanna go places, honey,
you've got to bleach.
:18:31
But Emmeline, it won't look natural.
:18:33
What's so great about natural?.
:18:35
The good Lord spreads it around, child.
:18:37
You've already lost the hair lottery.
:18:43
It's going to look gorgeous.
:18:44
You'll see.
:18:47
You'll feel like a different person.
:18:50
You know,
some women really look better blonde.