1:05:00
I see you're mixin' booze
with your downers now, huh?.
1:05:05
What booze, Eddie?. It's Champagne.
1:05:06
It's still booze
and the combination can kill you.
1:05:09
What?. You're gonna lecture me now?.
1:05:11
Am I...Am I the only person
that tells you this stuff?.
1:05:14
What about your husband, huh?.
1:05:19
And what about your...
Your...Your friends?.
1:05:20
I mean, for chrissake,
don't you have any friends?.
1:05:24
Well, of course I have friends,
Eddie. Ha!
1:05:27
But see these here are my best friends.
1:05:30
They're the only ones
who are completely loyal.
1:05:31
The only ones
that never try to change me.
1:05:33
They shake me see, and some-times
they get very nasty and they yell,
1:05:36
"Hey, bitch! Get the fuck outta bed! "
1:05:40
Oh, yes. Sometimes,
1:05:44
when I feel my clock running down
and I'm dead on my feet
1:05:47
and I can't dance another step,
1:05:50
the run all over my body
and turn all my switches back on..
1:05:59
They make me alive again.
1:06:10
The way they lined up to see me
in New York.
1:06:12
Don't let it go to your head.
1:06:14
The same folks line up to see
the fat lady and the two headed calf.
1:06:17
They love a good freak show.
1:06:18
You seemed to enjoy it.
1:06:21
You think I'm fat?.
1:06:23
You're a little prky around the middle
if you want to know.
1:06:25
I didn't ask.
1:06:27
You know, Zanuck says he thinks
1:06:29
"The Seven Year Itch"
is gonna make him a bundle.
1:06:32
He says it's my best role ever.
1:06:33
Well, you've had enough practice.
1:06:34
It's the same role you always play --
cheap, dim-witted floozie.
1:06:38
He says I'm really incredibly good
in the picture.
1:06:40
Then why is he sending us this crap?.
1:06:43
Have you looked at these master-pieces?.
1:06:45
"The Girl in the Red Velvet Swing,"
you play a rich old man's mistress.
1:06:50
"The Revolt of Mamie Stovere,"
you play a hooker in Honolulu.
1:06:54
Oh, and here's an art movie,
"How To Be Very, Very Popular,
1:06:58
Starring Marilyn Monroe
as Curly Flagg."