:06:00
Ow!
:06:04
Sweetie... Oh, sh...
:06:16
I don't even think I knew her.
She's lyin'. I'd divorce her.
:06:29
- Hi, Jack.
- Dad!
:06:31
- Hi, Daddy!
- Hey! You maggot, you! Come here.
:06:35
Watch your step.
:06:39
- Maggie, be careful.
- It's all right. She does it all the time.
:06:42
I can't believe your plumbing's not fixed yet.
:06:45
- So what's up, Kristen?
- Me and Greg got married last Saturday.
:06:49
- Oh, yeah. How's Greg?
- He's waiting in the car.
:06:52
Waiting with an ulcer, hoping you'll say yes.
I need you to watch Maggie for me.
:06:56
OK. I can do that till about six.
Would that help?
:06:59
- Well...
- For the whole week, Daddy.
:07:02
We were going on our honeymoon today.
:07:05
But the nanny's gotta go watch her mother
have a benign tumor removed in Ohio.
:07:09
Greg's parents are too old. Mine are too
crazy. Yours are dead. So that leaves you.
:07:15
- Please, Jack, do this. Please!
- I would love to but I'm working on a story.
:07:19
- You're always working on a story.
- Yeah. It's what I do.
:07:22
The same old one about a good-time father
to whom responsibility is a dirty word.
:07:27
Here's a hint. For an attempted manipulation,
like the one in progress, I'd have tried flattery.
:07:33
Why am I always the grown-up?
:07:36
Because at the start of the relationship, when
we chose sides, you chose grown-up first.
:07:40
- This is how you want it.
- No. What I want...
:07:42
...is just once for you to make a sacrifice
in your career for your daughter.
:07:47
Come here, my little noodle.
My little creature.
:07:58
Go pee. And wash your hands and face
and brush your teeth.