:00:01
Jokes and decrees
can be the same. Look.
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But the gods were angry.
:00:13
Why? Because half the kids...
:00:16
weren't virgins.
:00:21
No wonder they wouldn't
let us land.
:00:26
Xu Gui.
:00:28
Your Ma jesty.
:00:32
How about I send
your brother...
:00:35
with 1,200 children
to get those grasses?
:00:40
- Wonderful.
- Excellent.
:00:42
And I guarantee
they'll all be virgins.
:00:45
Thank you, Sire.
:00:48
Okay, float downriver
to the China Sea.
:00:50
T alk it over
with the island gods.
:00:55
No, Your Ma jesty!
:01:09
Understand?
The king never jokes.