Schizopolis
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:06:05
Sir? Sir, are you okay?
:06:08
Well, we have
a myocardial infarction...

:06:10
of the interior wall
of the left ventricle...

:06:12
Sir? Sir?
Can you hear me?

:06:14
secondary to
a thrombosis occlusion...

:06:16
of the interior descending branch
of the left coronary artery.

:06:19
Um, we should
press on his chest.

:06:21
Probably both were caused
by a fat-laden diet and sedentary lifestyle...

:06:25
- Maybe you should just go call an ambulance.
- Yeah, okay.

:06:28
which, when combined with
a stressful work environment...

:06:30
leads to
a myocardial infarction...

:06:33
of the interior wall
of the left ventricle.

:06:35
- Right, right.
- Yeah.

:06:37
And I'm feeling really awful
to begin with...

:06:40
even before that
horrible thing happened.

:06:42
And so when things
got really terrible, l--

:06:46
wondering how much more
depressing this can be...

:06:49
and I saw this sad show
about an unhappy couple.

:06:54
Look, uh--
I'm sorry.

:06:57
I'm right--
I've got to do this thing.

:07:00
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- No, no, it's just--

:07:02
No, I know I'm just
this sad, gloomy...

:07:06
- wretched depressed guy.
- No.

:07:09
- And it's-- No, I know.
- No, it's--

:07:10
No, if we can just
do this another time.

:07:13
- Okay. My stomach's
kind of hurting me anyway.
- Okay.

:07:21
Dark circles under the eyes.
Ambulatory discontent.

:07:26
Tendency to watch
the Spice Channel.

:07:30
Combined with a fat-laden diet
and sedentary lifestyle...

:07:33
could result in fatigue,
psychoneurotic disorder...

:07:40
hyperparasympathetic echo effect,
dark circles under the eyes.


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