:16:04
	Munson!
:16:07
	I don't need to tell you
how critical this is.
:16:11
	Hometown. Pay-per-view.
The eyes of the media. Here's what I need.
:16:17
	It should be lengthy enough
to... seem substantial...
:16:20
	yet concise enough
to feel breezy.
:16:24
	It should be serious...
:16:26
	but with a slight wink.
:16:30
	It should lay out
a new course of action...
:16:32
	but one that can
change direction at any moment.
:16:35
	If you must mention facts and figures,
don't do so directly.
:16:40
	The general thrust...
:16:42
	should remain embedded
in one's mind forever...
:16:46
	but specific words should be forgotten
the moment they are heard.
:16:50
	It should contain nothing
that can't be confirmed or denied.
:16:55
	It should be on my desk
Friday morning.
:17:00
	- Is there something you want me--
- Lester Richards...
:17:02
	has fucked me...
:17:04
	has fucked Mr. Schwitters...
:17:06
	and has fucked
the entire corporation.
:17:08
	You're writing the speech!
:17:12
	- I can't.
- Are you telling me that you can't...
:17:14
	take a substantial raise
or that huge new office?
:17:17
	Is that what
you're telling me?
:17:22
	- Friday?
- 10:00 a.m.
:17:35
	I'll just--
:17:54
	About your promotion,
l-I just wanted to let you know...
:17:57
	that even though
you've been promoted...
:17:59
	ahead of a lot of other people
that have been here a lot longer than you...