:23:00
Ooh, really well-rehearsed speech
about workload and stress.
:23:08
Genuine sorrow.
:23:09
Um, truthful-sounding promises
of future satisfaction?
:23:16
Enticement to agree?
:23:22
- Accepted.
- Gratitude.
:23:54
I'm just going to make
this brief statement...
:23:56
on behalf
of A.R.H.A.D.L.
:23:59
The spreading of these erroneous and offensive
descriptions has gone on for decades...
:24:04
and we find ourselves
once again...
:24:06
having to make
a public statement.
:24:08
Racehorses do not urinate
more frequently...
:24:12
or at greater length
than non-racing horses...
:24:15
or, for that matter,
any mammal of comparable size.
:24:19
This organized,
publicly-sanctioned slander must stop.
:24:26
Lester Richards is dead...
:24:29
and aren't you glad
it wasn't you?
:24:31
Don't you wish
you felt something?
:24:34
How many men here are attracted
to Shelly, his--his lovely wife?
:24:39
She's a babe.
:24:41
And how many women here wish that
their husbands would drop dead...
:24:45
and leave them
a big, fat insurance policy?
:24:49
Yes, I thought so.
:24:51
Hell, it'll be years before you figure out
what Lester's death really means.
:24:56
So let's forget the blah-blah-blah
and go have a drink. Amen.