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1:03:01
I don't know.
He's getting paid as some sort of...

1:03:04
consultant or something.
1:03:07
I see.
1:03:09
Oh, um, did you get a call
from an Attractive Woman #2?

1:03:14
l-- I told her
to come see you.

1:03:17
- Yes. She did come see me.
- Hmm.

1:03:20
So, do you think
you can help her?

1:03:22
Yes, I do think
I can help her.

1:03:27
Is it about the money?
1:03:29
Elmo Oxygen is
not about... money.

1:03:34
What is it then?
1:03:36
Elmo is not feeling...
1:03:39
fulfilled.
1:03:42
There's a spiritual...
element...

1:03:46
missing.
1:03:49
- "A spiritual element--"
- "Missing."

1:03:52
Elmo needs his
other side to speak.

1:03:58
His tender side.
1:04:00
His...
1:04:02
feminine side.
1:04:04
- Uh-- When you say this other side...
- This tender, feminine side.

1:04:08
must speak, do you mean
literally speak?

1:04:12
Say dialogue?
1:04:15
Language does not always
require speech.

1:04:21
We're a little confused.
1:04:24
Actually more than a little.
1:04:26
All right. If metaphors are too complicated
for you, let me explain it.

1:04:30
I want you to get me that little P.A.--
the one that wears black and the clogs.

1:04:34
I would like to
fuck her, please.

1:04:36
And I want you two guys
to write us a scene.

1:04:39
Now, what is so confusing about that?
I don't understand.

1:04:41
- Of course.
- This is fine, Elmo. We want you to be happy.

1:04:45
- I don't mean to be difficult.
- Oh, you don't know difficult.

1:04:48
- Is there anything else we can do?
- How about a bowl of fruit?

1:04:51
- Yeah.
- Fruit would be good. Yeah.

1:04:53
- Good, good. Okay. Um, anything else?
-Just name it.

1:04:57
Elmo is tired now.

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