:20:03
- Missed me. Now run!
- Ow!
:20:06
- Yeah. Gotcha.
- Hey, there goes the sarge, man.
:20:09
Sarge!
:20:11
- Hey, Dobie, come on, let's go.
- Sarge, you get married yet?
:20:14
- Not yet.
- How did Rita take it this time?
:20:18
Oh, she's happy. She took
40 bucks off me in a gin game.
:20:20
Oh, she's great!
:20:21
Paparelli. How's tickets goin' for the
"Meet Stormin' Norman" barbecue?
:20:25
- It's a sellout, Sarge.
- Find a lookalike?
:20:27
- We found one.
- Ahh.
:20:29
No wonder they call me
a master sergeant.
:20:32
You know, things weren't
always this good.
:20:35
When I first got my stripes at Fort Dix,
I considered it my responsibility...
:20:39
...to provide the hardworking men and
women with some wholesome recreation.
:20:45
- You ran the gambling.
- That's right, Fender.
:20:48
But there was this lieutenant there -
Lieutenant Colin Thorn.
:20:54
A lunatic. I mean, real smooth on
the outside, but underneath, barbed wire.
:20:59
He rode me like a jockey.
:21:01
Pools, raffles, card games -
I couldn't do anything.
:21:04
It was like being in the army.
:21:07
(Bilko) All right, come on, baby. Let's go!
:21:13
Hi.
:21:14
Finally, I got a break. They held
the division boxing finals at our post.
:21:18
You couldn't stop people
from betting on it.
:21:21
It was a toss-up.
Now, to me, that's just sloppy.
:21:24
I like a sporting event in which I know the
outcome beforehand. It's more organised.
:21:31
(bike bell rings)
:21:36
I get to one of the pugilists
and we reach a business accommodation.
:21:39
For a 50-50 split of our winnings...
:21:41
... he agrees to give less than
a supreme effort in the squared circle.
:21:45
- (Rocky) You paid him to take a dive.
- (Bilko) 0f course.
:21:50
I had this corporal
working for me - Leo Cletz.