:39:01
- You never give up, do you?
- Come on. Come on, sweetheart...
:39:05
...go to the Rusty Spur with me.
It'd be like old times.
:39:09
All right, but you've got 30 days.
If this finger is still naked in 30 days...
:39:14
...it's adios, Pepe.
:39:17
I mean it this time.
This is your last chance.
:39:46
Major. I'm Lieutenant Oster and this is...
:39:48
Lieutenant Monday. We're here
from the Inspector General's Office, sir.
:39:52
I asked for the best number crunchers
in the army! I hope that's what they sent!
:39:57
- If there's been any malfeasance...
- Or embezzlement...
:40:00
We will find it.
:40:01
This guy we're going after's
been feeding off the khaki tit for years.
:40:05
He's a master sergeant.
His name is Ernie Bilko. Get him!
:40:12
- Forget it, Bilko.
- But, sir, the moment my boys heard...
:40:15
...about the desert manoeuvre,
they volunteered.
:40:18
We still haven't got over
being left out of Desert Storm.
:40:21
How the orders got crisscrossed,
I'll never know.
:40:23
But if we could go on these manoeuvres,
it would make up, in some small way...
:40:27
You must think I'm a nincompoop.
:40:29
A nincompoop? An NCP?
On the contrary, sir.
:40:32
- I think you're one of the finest...
- Las Vegas.
:40:34
- What, sir?
- The desert manoeuvre will take place...
:40:37
...15 miles from Las Vegas, Nevada.
:40:39
Really? I had no idea. Won't that be fun?
:40:42
- Lake Mead, Hoover Dam.
- Forget it. You've got bigger problems.
:40:46
Two hatchet men -
excuse me, hatchet persons -
:40:50
...from the Inspector General's Office
came to audit the motor pool accounts.
:40:54
- I wonder who tipped them off?
- Yes, I wonder.
:40:58
(woman) Fort Baxter. How may I
direct your call? Motor pool?