:31:04
Let's see what we got inside here.
:31:09
Say, 'Ahh.'
:31:12
All right. He's okay!
:31:16
What's going on here?
:31:17
l thought you'd never ask.
:31:20
These aliens from outer space want to
make us slaves in their theme park.
:31:24
They're little. So we challenged
them to a basketball game.
:31:28
Then, they ain't so little!
:31:29
They're huge! We need to beat these guys.
:31:32
They're talking about slavery!
:31:34
They'll make us do stand-up,
the same jokes every night!
:31:38
We'll be locked up like wild animals,
trotted out to perform...
:31:41
...for a bunch of bug-eyed, fat-headed,
humor-challenged aliens!
:31:45
What l'm trying to say is...
:31:48
...we need your help!
:31:51
l'm a baseball player now.
:31:53
Right. And l'm a Shakespearean actor.
:32:00
Mike?
:32:01
Michael? lt's Stan.
:32:03
Stan Podolak.
:32:05
l need you to come out now, okay?
:32:07
You got a baseball game tomorrow.
:32:10
And I'd look pretty stupid
ifyou don't show up.
:32:13
Think he's all right? l hate to leave him.
:32:16
He's fine. l think he just had to
get away from that Stan character.
:32:20
He's pathetic, isn't he?
:32:22
l'll give us both twos. We weren't in
any kind of emotional state to putt.
:32:27
l think that's fair.
:32:29
lf Mike is gone, the NBA is
going to need some new people.
:32:33
There's room at the top.
:32:34
An exciting guy
who could even perform at half-time.
:32:38
You know David Stern?
:32:39
A phone call from you....
:32:40
l want to help...
:32:42
...but l haven't played in a long time.
My timing's off.
:32:45
We'll fix it.
:32:46
Look at our facility.
:32:48
We got hoops.
:32:51
We got weights.
:32:53
We've got balls.
:32:56
You sure do. This place is a mess.
:32:59
You're worried about a mess?