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and put the entire free world
in jeopardy.

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- We must inform the director.
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This is the director.
What is it, Coleman and Bishop?

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Sir, we've intercepted a very disturbing
satellite transmission...

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from our listening post
on the Rock of Gibraltar.

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- Well, what is it?
- It's this really big rock...

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sticking out of the water
on the south coast of Spain.

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What is the transmission?
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You will have to see it
to believe it, sir.

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- You've got to put it on channel three.
- No, four.

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- Switch it to VHS.
- And take it off of cable.

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Put it on the monitor.
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And now this
special message from Rancor Industries.

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She makes a pretty hood ornament,
don't you think?

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- Rancor!
- Y es, it is I, good ol' General Rancor.

:10:58
I'm back, big as life
and twice as ugly.

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- But Steele blew him up!
- Apparently not.

:11:04
You did everything
except eat me,

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and I'm still alive.
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All Steele did was blow off
a couple of arms.

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That's no biggie,
no big thing.

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Now I got plenty of arms!
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Big arms. Pretty arms. something.
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Your pretty little agent
is now part...

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of the nose cone
on top of my missile.

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This missile will be launched
in 36 hours...

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- and nothing will stop me!
- He's a madman!

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Only thing is,
I'm missing one little chip...

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that controls my satellite,
and, daggone, I want it back!

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Now you hand me my chip,
and I'll give you back your agent.

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Good God.
He must be stopped!

:11:51
Dick Steele couldn't
stop me 15 years ago,

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and all the dicks you've got
won't stop me now!

:11:59
Apparently,
he hasn't seen the size...


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