:38:00
We've been chased,
bussed, seated, but...
:38:03
I still don't really know you.
:38:07
I'm Bud Fudlacker.
I have a small mail- order business.
:38:10
I travel with
the American Gladiators,
:38:13
I'm 55, I like small appliances...
:38:15
and I do tax accounting
on the side.
:38:17
Let me guess.
You are Dick Steele,
:38:21
Agent WD-40
with the Secret Service.
:38:24
You are 52,
you like big screen TVs...
:38:28
and you want to stop
General Rancor.
:38:30
That could describe
a thousand guys.
:38:33
Tell me about you.
:38:35
I like loose-fitting clothes,
and I drive a '69 Pinto.
:38:39
[ Chuckles ] Hi, I'm Brian.
May I take your drink orders, please?
:38:42
- I'll have-
- A dry Minoli and Russo on the rocks.
:38:46
Stirred, not beaten.
:38:48
With a twist.
In a chilled glass, not frozen.
:38:52
With two of those
curly little straws.
:38:56
Be right back.
:38:59
Tell me, who are you?
:39:02
Why don't you use your...
:39:05
legendary skills, and guess?
:39:09
You carry a UB-21 Schnauzer
with a Gnab silencer. That's K. G. B.
:39:13
You prefer an H&K over an A. K.
Your surveillance technique is N. S. A.
:39:16
Your I. D. is C. I. A.
You received your Ph. D. at NYU.
:39:19
Traded in your G. T. O. for a B. M. W.
You listen to CDs by R. E. M. and S. T. P.
:39:24
And you'd like to see J. F. K. in his
B. V. D. s, getting down with O. P. P.
:39:28
And you probably put the toilet paper back
on the roll with the paper on the inside.
:39:32
Hmm.
:39:34
Here's to your remarkable
powers of observation, Mr. Steele.
:39:38
I am Agent 3.14,
Veronique Ukrinsky.
:39:43
My father is the professor.
:39:45
Oh, yes, I know.
The megachip.
:39:49
When he found out he was making the chip
for Rancor, and not for the U. S.,
:39:52
he escaped with it,
and he is in hiding.
:39:55
In hiding?
Where?
:39:57
He would not take the chance
in telling me where he was headed,
:39:59
but he said,
"The pendant-