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1:12:00
- One minute and three seconds.
- irreversible that really is.

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It's irreversible,
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and there's nothing you
patriotic pansies can do about it!

1:12:08
- 59 seconds, 58 seconds. Let me tell you
what being patriotic really is,

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you scumbag poop.
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This is a great country where a man can
sue anyone he wants anytime he wants.

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It's a great country because
thousands of people die every year...

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from handguns, and,
yet, at this very moment,

1:12:23
you can still walk into a convenience
store anywhere and buy one of those guns.

1:12:28
- That's democracy.
- It's finally time somebody does...

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what that fool Steele
should have done.

1:12:32
- This is a great country...
- And it's gonna be me!

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- because anyone who's male has the right...
- Let's go!

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- to run for the office of the President.
- Let's go! Move it!

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- This is a great country
because any moron can

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- All right, everyone, drop your guns!
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I'm, uh, taking over!
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Steele... get down from there.
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- Dick, come on. We have to go.
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- Now!
- Oh!

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- Come on! Come on!
- I wasn't finished.

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Quick! Hurry up! Just move it!
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Twenty seconds.
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Steele, you're always
doing this to me!

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- You lose, Steele!
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I'm not through!
I'll be back!

1:13:20
Maybe just tissue or a brain!
1:13:22
- Open the door! I'm stuck in here!
- I'll be back!

1:13:25
- I'm going up, but you
and your whole world...

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are going down!
1:13:31
- I'll be back, maybe without legs...
- Open the damn door!

1:13:33
- or some other minor organ.
- Wait! I don't want to miss the fireworks!

1:13:49
How about a hand
for General Rancor?

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You're not through with me!
1:13:57
- Ah, well.
1:13:59
- Houston, we have a problem.

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