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:42:00
- Chelios steals to Roenick.
- You bitch!

:42:03
Score Chicago! Ohh!
:42:06
- That was pretty.
- Such fuckin' bullshit!

:42:08
But that was pretty, Sue.
Check this out on the instant replay.

:42:12
- Dude, do not...
- You said it was fuckin' bullshit. Check it out.

:42:14
Look at it!
:42:18
- Look at it!
- I don't want to!

:42:20
Why do you think they put
the instant replay in the fucking game?

:42:24
- God, you're unbelievable.
- So you can see if it's bullshit.

:42:27
- I am unbelievable. Look at it.
- Every goal you're gonna watch the instant replay?

:42:32
- Come on, man, I want to fuckin' play.
- I want him to learn it.

:42:34
- I never get to play.
- You should practice this when I'm not here.

:42:37
- Just fuckin' move it.
- When I'm not here, will you practice this?

:42:40
- Wa, wa, wa, wa.
- We'll play some more. He likes to get scored on.

:42:42
- Set the game up.
- Great times.

:42:49
- Yeah?
- Better play defense.

:42:52
Okay. Yeah, it's on the fourth floor.
The elevator's broken, okay?

:42:55
Dude, it's Pink Dot.
Would you buzz him in? Hit nine.

:42:58
I wish they still had fights in
this game so I could bitch-slap Wayne.

:43:02
- They don't have fighting anymore?
- Doesn't that suck?

:43:05
Why'd they get rid of the fighting?
It's the best part of the old version.

:43:07
Kids were hitting each other
or something, man.

:43:10
But you know what, Mike? You can
make their heads bleed on this one.

:43:13
- Make somebody's head bleed.
- No, we're in play-offs.

:43:15
I'm gonna make Wayne Gretzky's head
bleed for super fan number 99 here.

:43:19
Mikey, get the door?
:43:23
- Yeah, give me some money.
- Why do I have to give you money?

:43:25
Give me some fuckin' money.
I'm not paying again.

:43:29
Jesus Christ.
Pause the game.

:43:32
- Dude, I'm about to do my thing with the thing.
- Pause the game!

:43:36
- I got fuckin' Wayne.
- Pause it!

:43:38
All right, I'll pause it.
Jesus Christ. Like you scored all day.

:43:44
- How much do you want?
- Just give me some money.

:43:47
Okay, fine. Take my last 20.
Here. Jesus fucking Christ.

:43:53
There it is, Mikey! Check it out.
His head's bleeding.

:43:57
Mikey, check it out. His legs... Little
Wayne's legs are shaking all over.


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