:55:00
- Mike, you just looked right at her.
- Come on, she didn't notice.
:55:04
- Yeah, she did.
- I better go in early now.
:55:07
- I'm sorry, man. I didn't know.
- Don't sweat it, Mike.
:55:11
It's gonna be a lay-up.
:55:14
36-24-36
What a winnin' hand
:55:16
- Uh...
- How're you guys doing?
:55:20
- Not well.
- What, rejected?
:55:22
"Shaqued."
:55:25
Just watch old T-bone
there and learn.
:55:28
She's a brick house
:55:34
My whole life people have told me
I have this star quality.
:55:39
- Have they?
- Well, I don't know if it's true.
:55:42
But, well, this one time...
this is really stupid...
:55:45
- But in kindergarten, you know...
- It's all right.
:55:48
You know how you have those little
crushes? I had this crush on this guy Lee.
:55:52
He was really cute, and he
wore Lee Jeans. They said "Lee."
:55:56
Anyway, I really liked him.
And then one day he told me I was ugly.
:56:00
I started crying,
and my teacher was, like,
:56:04
"Deidre, you are so emotional.
You are so dramatic.
:56:08
You should be an actress!"
:56:11
- It was, like, that's it!
I should be an actress.
:56:14
And you know what?
I can cry on cue.
:56:18
- Yeah! Well, totally.
- Uh-huh.
:56:20
Well, that's really been sort of my
thing, you know. It got me into Juilliard.
:56:24
And the agent said to me
afterwards that he thought...
:56:27
he really was reminded by me...
:56:29
of Tina Yothers,
you know, from Family Ties.
:56:32
And he said
I looked just like her.
:56:43
She's the one, the only one
Built like an Amazon, Yeah
:56:49
Was that money or what?
:56:52
Kind of a dick move,
if you ask me.
:56:55
Why, baby?
What'd I do wrong?
:56:58
- You asked a girl for her number and you tore it up.
- She didn't see that.