:14:01
You can shop from your home, or play
video games with someone in Vietnam.
:14:06
There's no end to the possibilities!
:14:13
When l was a kid, my mom worked
nights. l never met my father.
:14:18
- But the TV was always there.
- l know what you mean.
:14:22
My dad might as well have been away.
:14:28
That's tough. You must have
a lot of abandonment issues.
:14:33
Reality isn't
"Father Knows Best" any more.
:14:36
lt's a kick in the face
with a steel-toe work boot, -
:14:40
- and a trip to the hospital
for reconstructive surgery.
:14:47
But what doesn't kill us
makes us stronger, right?
:14:52
My brother is a speech therapist.
:14:58
So?
:15:01
Never mind.
:15:06
- You're pretty love-struck, huh?
- l miss her.
:15:11
- l proposed, and she kicked me out.
- l hate that.
:15:16
- She said l pressed too hard.
- Women are a labyrinth, my friend.
:15:24
Can l be frank?
:15:27
l don't think you listen to her.
You tell her what she wants to hear.
:15:33
She wants you to thirst
for knowledge about who she is.
:15:38
All the complicated splendor
that is woman.
:15:42
When your love is truly giving,
it will come back to you tenfold.
:15:48
You're right.
That's incredibly insightful.
:15:52
lt was Jerry Springer's
final thought on Friday's show.