:04:02
nice guy,
good sense of humour.
:04:05
Oh, mad dogs. Mad dogs.
:04:07
Hal, I got to tell you.
:04:10
Of all the Christmas pageants
I've ever seen,
:04:12
this was by far the most recent.
:04:15
For God's sakes, Sam,
I've got teenage girls
:04:17
playing the Three Wise Men.
:04:19
What did you expect?
:04:20
Teenage boys?
:04:21
I thought they did fine.
:04:23
It was the first nativity
where Joseph stares
:04:26
at the wise men's tits
all night.
:04:30
Her name is Caitlin,
:04:31
and when I woke up
on that long-ago day,
:04:33
I was 2 months pregnant
with her.
:04:35
I don't know who her father is.
I may never.
:04:37
I just know she's mine.
:04:39
His name is Mr Perkins.
:04:41
My mom named him for me.
:04:43
Caitlin!
Come help in the kitchen!
:04:45
That's her.
:04:46
That's who?
:04:48
Her mom. She's got amnesia.
:04:50
Swear?
:04:51
Swear.
:04:52
Too weird.
:04:55
Hello, girls.
:04:57
Caitlin, come help me
in the kitchen.
:04:59
Hurry up, because
I forget where it is.
:05:12
More sugar!
:05:14
Have a Christmas party night
:05:17
A mistletoe song
for you to sing
:05:20
With a couple trills
to start
:05:22
Raymond!
:05:23
If I catch you smoking again,
:05:25
they'll never find the body.
:05:26
Do you understand?
:05:28
Have a cookie.
:05:30
Attention, attention,
s'il vous plat.
:05:32
As the year draws to a close,
:05:34
I would like to share with you
:05:37
just a few things
about myself,
:05:39
things of which
I am especially proud.
:05:41
First, I'm proud to say
that I don't smoke,
:05:45
I don't drink,
and I don't swear.
:05:48
Oh, shit, I do smoke and drink.
:05:50
Hal!
:05:54
Block your ears.
:05:55
Our dear friends,
may the best of your past
:05:59
be the worst of your future.