:06:02
I'll drink to that.
:06:04
Take a bow, my dear.
Take a bow.
:06:06
We got the mistletoe.
:06:13
Oh, sweetie.
:06:17
Eight years...
:06:19
Except for my name,
all traces are lost.
:06:21
I used to hire
expensive detectives.
:06:24
Now I'm down to the cheap ones.
Doesn't seem to matter.
:06:27
The woman I was, the one
I used to be, she's gone.
:06:30
I've kissed her goodnight.
:06:33
Police!
:06:35
Don't move!
:06:36
What the hell is this?
:06:38
Don't give me attitude, sir.
:06:41
See, you're assuming
I won't shoot your sorry ass,
:06:43
and everyone knows,
when you make an assumption,
:06:46
you make an ass
out of "u" and "mption".
:06:48
Now, I'm Sergeant Madigan,
Vice,
:06:50
and if you do cop a 'tude,
jerk-off,
:06:53
I wilI see to it
you spend the next 10 years
:06:54
in prison getting ass-fucked.
:06:56
If the case is thrown out 'cause
my arrest was too violent,
:06:59
I will personally hire men to
ass-fuck you for 10 years.
:07:02
So if you're
an ass-fucking fan,
:07:04
you go ahead and mouth off.
:07:06
Meanwhile, you're under arrest
for the crime of prostitution.
:07:09
Officer Donlevy,
read him his rights.
:07:12
What?
:07:13
His rights.
:07:15
You have the remight... you have
the right to remain silent.
:07:19
And... anything
you say and do
:07:21
will be held
against you...
:07:23
Hey, you got to listen
to me, man. I got a wife.
:07:25
I've never...
This is the first time
:07:26
I've ever done this,
I swear to God.
:07:28
Sir. Sir! Listen to me.
:07:30
I can see from your choice here
you're not a wealthy man.
:07:33
Now, in light of the damage
this arrest could do to you,
:07:37
I think we might be able to make
some kind of arrangement.
:07:41
Oh, God!
:07:43
Got to stop using bums.
:07:45
Forget that.
They looked like cops.
:07:48
We pulled it off, didn't we?
:07:50
It was embarrassing.
:07:52
You want me to hire
actors, for chrissake?
:07:54
These guys are cheap.
They work for food.
:07:56
When they puke all over you,
is that like a refund?