1:04:02
I haven't had a date
in eight years, Mitch.
1:04:06
Is this a fun date?
1:04:08
Oh, I guess I'm doing fine
1:04:12
What's going on?
1:04:14
True love. Shut the fuck up.
1:04:22
When beautiful...
1:04:23
white ladies seduce
someone, call in help.
1:04:26
Get real, sweetheart.
1:04:28
I ain't handsome, I ain't rich,
1:04:30
and the last time I got blown,
1:04:32
candy bars cost a nickel.
1:04:34
What's going on?
1:04:35
Chemistry.
1:04:39
Chemistry, my ass.
1:04:40
You know what I think?
1:04:43
I think this is
why you'd fuck me.
1:04:49
To kill a schoolteacher.
1:04:51
To bury her once and for all.
1:04:54
I kind of liked
that schoolteacher.
1:04:55
When she comes back,
you give me a call, all right?
1:05:00
And call your fucking kid.
1:05:01
It's two days to Christmas.
1:05:03
She might be under the mistaken
impression Mommy gives a fuck.
1:05:06
I didn't ask for the kid.
1:05:09
Samantha had the kid, not me!
1:05:13
Nobody asked me!
1:05:18
Was born upon this day
1:05:20
To save us all
from Satan's power
1:05:25
Oh, tidings of comfort...
1:05:29
Good evening, pretty lady.
1:05:30
How about some company?
1:05:32
No, thanks. I'm saving
myself till I get raped.
1:05:35
Step in the alley.
1:05:39
I ain't asking you.
I'm telling you.
1:05:41
Fuck.
1:05:44
God damn it.
1:05:45
You're early. So Perkins
wants me dead, huh?
1:05:48
What's the rush?
1:05:50
Why don't you just go away
and come back at midnight?
1:05:53
Shoo.
1:05:54
Hey, honey, this is a real big
fucking gun.
1:05:57
This ain't no ham on rye, pal.