The War at Home
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:19:00
- What is the matter with you ?
- I'm just kiddin' is all.

:19:04
I swear, if you say or do
anything like that...

:19:06
when Donald comes
over here next week...

:19:08
- I'm never gonna speak to you again.
- I wouldn't dream of it.

:19:10
I'll just wear
my Howdy Doody outfit.

:19:12
I'll bet he'd be
really impressed with that.

:19:14
I'm gonna just tell him
not to come.

:19:16
Do you think you were dressed
well enough for the country club ?

:19:19
See ? This is the whole reason why
I hate talkin' about what I do.

:19:23
Don't get mad. I've just never
been inside a country club.

:19:26
I have no idea
what they wear.

:19:27
Mother, the entire civilized
world wears jeans now.

:19:31
Oh, honey, look at this.
:19:34
Honey, I haven't seen this one in years.
I forgot all about it.

:19:37
- Let me see.
- What picture ?

:19:39
It's the one of Jeremy
in his little Paladin outfit.

:19:41
- Ohhh!
- Paladin ?

:19:43
Yeah, it's a cowboy suit, just like that
one that guy wore on the TV series.

:19:45
- What was the name of that show ?
- Have Gun, Will Travel.

:19:47
That's it. Oh, honey,
here's another one!

:19:50
My, my, I wonder how many
there are in here.

:19:53
You ordered 40 copies
of that picture, Bobbo.

:19:55
- What ? I didn't order 40 copies.
- You did too.

:19:57
And you'd take 'em all down to work
and hand 'em out to the salesmen.

:20:00
- I don't remember any of this.
- Wait a minute.

:20:02
You'd say, "Did I ever tell you I was
friends with a famous cowboy ?"

:20:05
- Then you'd hand 'em this picture.
- I did not, I did not.

:20:08
See ? You're laughin'.
You know you did.

:20:11
Well, it
sure is a cute picture.

:20:15
You see what happens to kids when
they grow up ? They start out so cute...

:20:19
- And end up like you.
- Oh, honey, did you hear ?

:20:22
I've been wounded by my
ungrateful daughter's tongue.

:20:25
Where's Jeremy ?
:20:27
Out on the patio, I think. Why don't
you go sit with him a minute ?

:20:30
I have some reading to do.
:20:32
Won't kill you to spend
a minute with your brother.

:20:34
Why don't we all
just leave Jeremy alone ?

:20:37
Damn, there is a whole mess
of those pictures in here.

:20:41
You're supposed to be lookin' for
those pictures of your mother.

:20:44
I know what I'm supposed
to be lookin'for.

:20:55
- Who's this ?
- Let me see.

:20:58
- Well, who do you think it is ?
- WelI...


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