1:08:00
So he bought her a present.
This kitten.
1:08:03
Bet Lizzy told him
where to fuckin' stick it.
1:08:07
"I don't want a cat," she says.
1:08:10
So there's Tommy
stuck with this kitten.
1:08:13
You can imagine what happened.
1:08:15
To those gathered here today,
1:08:17
Thomas McKenzie filled a number
of roles in our lives...
1:08:22
The thing was neglected.
1:08:24
Pissing and shitting all over.
1:08:26
Tommy's lying about
fucked out of his eyeballs
1:08:29
on smack or downers.
1:08:30
He never knew you could get
toxoplasmosis from cat shit.
1:08:34
He had a great lust for life.
1:08:39
Neither did I. What is it?
1:08:41
Fucking horrible.
1:08:43
It's like an abscess
on your brain.
1:08:46
Fucking hell.
1:08:47
Then what happened?
1:08:48
He starts getting headaches.
1:08:51
So he uses more smack,
you know, for the pain, like.
1:08:56
And then he has a stroke.
1:08:58
A fucking stroke!
Just like that.
1:09:01
Gets home from the hospital
and dies three weeks later.
1:09:05
He'd been dead for ages
1:09:07
before neighbours
complained about the smell
1:09:10
and got the police
to break down the door.
1:09:13
Tommy was lying
in a pool of vomit.
1:09:18
The kitten was fine.
1:09:19
All please rise
for the committal.
1:09:26
# Did you think
I would leave you crying
1:09:31
# When there's room
on my horse for two?
1:09:36
# Climb up here, Tommy
1:09:38
# Don't be dying
1:09:40
# I can go
just as fast with two
1:09:44
# When we grow up
1:09:46
# We'll both be soldiers
1:09:49
# And our horses
will not be toys
1:09:53
# And I wonder
if we'll remember
1:09:58
# When we were two little boys