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:48:02
-Hear, hear.
-Amen, baby.

:48:04
Bill, I'm talking imminent rue-age.
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Imminent rue-age.
:48:10
I was just wondering, why do
you call Billy "The Extreme"?

:48:14
'Cause Billy is The Extreme.
:48:17
Bill's the most out-of-controllest
bastard in the game.

:48:21
No, I think I came in second.
:48:25
I've seen him in high gear.
:48:26
You guys must get new stories.
:48:29
I'll go clean up.
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So...
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...we get this one near Daleton.
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God!
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We're close and Jo's got the VID on it.
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She's filming it.
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Suddenly, this shitty-looking green
Valiant pulls up right in the way.

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She starts yelling and this...
:48:47
...loser stumbles out of the car.
He's got a bottle of Jack Daniels.

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He's naked.
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He's butt-naked.
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Not naked.
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I was not naked!
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He's without apparel.
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Half-naked.
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Naked. So, Jo's yelling at him
to get out of the way, right?

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So...
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...he just strolls up to the twister...
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...and says, "Have a drink!"
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And he chucks the bottle
into the twister and...

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...it never hits the ground.
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Twister caught it, sucked it right up.
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Honey, this is a tissue of lies.
:49:27
There was another Bill...
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...an evil Bill...
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...and I killed him.
:49:32
I love him!
:49:46
That was a good-size twister.
What was that? An F-3?

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F-2.
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I'm lost again.
:49:52
It's the Fujita scale. It measures a
tornado's intensity by how much it eats.

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Eats?
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Destroys.
:49:59
That encounter we had was
a strong F-2, F-3, maybe.


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