:03:01
She looks waxy and snotty,
and she threw up and wouldn't eat.
:03:05
Oh, but that's a cat,
you know. Cats throw up
hair balls all the time.
:03:09
I know, but I made
an appointment at the vet's
this morning anyway.
:03:12
- So will you come?
- Oh, God. I can't. I've
got that client at 9:00.
:03:16
- That's okay.
- I'll split it with you.
:03:18
- Good.
- No home fries today?
:03:20
- No, thanks.
- You sure?
:03:23
Yeah. Yeah.
Thanks.
:03:25
All right.
:03:27
- Don't even smile at him.
It gives him hope.
- Sorry.
:03:31
- But he's not that bad today.
- Oh.
:03:33
- She's a fat thing, isn't she?
- [Chuckles]
:03:36
She should be put on a diet.
It's unhealthy for a cat
to be that fat.
:03:40
I know, but, you know.
Life is short. She likes to eat.
:03:46
[Sighs]
I'm gonna take some blood.
:03:48
Then we'll know more.
:03:50
We'll get the results
in a couple of days.
Could you hold her, please?
:03:53
Okay.
Look at me, kitty.
:03:55
You look at me.
You little cat.
:03:58
She's always tellin' me
I smell bad.
:04:02
Ten seconds after I take
a shower, she tells me I stink!
:04:06
I can't help it if I stink
even when I'm clean.
:04:09
It just proves
it's not my fault.
:04:11
Why do you think
she's always hurting your feelings?
:04:14
I don't know.
I don't think she likes me.
:04:17
She's your wife.
Let's assume she likes you.
:04:19
- But a lot of husbands and wives
don't like each other.
- That's true.
:04:24
I got this little voice
tellin' me she's mad at me,
but I don't know why.
:04:28
A little voice?
:04:30
- What little voice?
- The voice of the devil.
I see him too.
:04:38
What... What... What does
the devil look like?
:04:40
Like in the cartoons.
:04:43
Little and red and mean.
:04:46
You know what?
I'm really proud of myself.
:04:50
You know why?
I never let myself be alone.
:04:53
I always think I need to be
with somebody, but I don't.
:04:55
I mean, right after Carrie
I immediately met Debbie; right
after Debbie I was with you.
:04:59
And then I had that demented
relationship with that girl
in my group.