:16:02
Don't call me
an asshole.
:16:04
- Well, does she know
how you feel?
- What?
:16:07
That that's it.
:16:10
Oh. I don't know.
:16:15
I've been thinking
about my son a lot lately.
:16:18
- I didn't know you had a son.
- Yes, you did.
:16:21
Remember you suggested
I send him a card
a couple of months ago?
:16:23
- Oh. Right. God.
- Well, so...
:16:26
I called him,
and I headed out there.
:16:30
But as soon as I sat down
on the bus, I knew it
would be a mistake.
:16:33
You know how I knew?
Because right there, on that
shiny pole that you hang onto,
:16:38
was a little red devil,
smiling right at me
and laughin' at me.
:16:42
The devil. And... And
that would be the same
devil you mentioned before?
:16:46
Then I looked out,
and he was on the tip of my shoe.
:16:51
She was coming on to me
so strong.
:16:54
And I didn't really
feel anything.
:16:57
But then she...
She started to touch me.
:17:00
I felt aroused. Still, I-I didn't
want it to go any further.
:17:04
I mean, she thought I did, because...
Well, I mean, she could see.
:17:07
It was so fucked up.
:17:10
I never should have called her,
but I feel weird not wanting
to go out with some girl.
:17:13
You know, I feel like
there's something wrong with me
if I don't want any sex.
:17:17
You know what I'm saying?
:17:21
Y-You know what I'm sayin'?
:17:23
I'm a bad therapist.
Do you hear me? I am a bad therapist.
:17:28
- Who am I gonna bring
to your wedding?
- I am making these people worse.
:17:30
- [Dog Barking]
- Everyone in your family's
gonna wonder...
:17:33
why I don't have a boyfriend;
your brother thinks I'm a lesbian.
:17:37
You slept with my brother.
How could he think you're a lesbian?
:17:39
Come on. Do you really care
what my brother thinks? Do you?
:17:42
Hmm. No.
:17:44
I have a crush
on one of my patients.
:17:47
What?
What do you mean?
:17:49
I mean...
This is not funny.
:17:52
- I mean a crush, like I
want to fuck one of them.
- [Inhales]
:17:55
Oh, my God.
You mean my shrink
could want to fuck me?
:17:59
- Hello, this isn't about
you. This is about me.
- You're right.