:46:01
He said something
about having sex with my skull.
:46:04
He says that to everybody.
:46:06
Don't worry about it.
:46:10
Sorry.
:46:11
l don't like the sound of it.
:46:13
l don't like the image that it conjures.
:46:14
l can't honestly say l blame you, Sam.
:46:23
So l let go with my hands...
:46:25
...and l fell off the top
of the junglegym face-first...
:46:28
...and l broke this tooth in half.
:46:30
l'm laying on my back,
blood all over my face...
:46:33
...the kids are yelling,
the teachers are freaking out...
:46:35
...and l look up, and there she is.
:46:38
She's just looking down at me...
:46:39
...With this worried little smile on her face.
:46:42
l swear to God, when l saw her,
the pain just went away.
:46:46
Once l took pictures
of a bunch of ducklings...
:46:47
...Who imprinted on a gardener.
:46:49
They thought he was Mama...
:46:51
...and they used to chase him around
all day...
:46:53
...While he drove around
on his lawn mower.
:46:56
That's exactly what it feels like.
:46:57
lt's like she's branded on my brain.
:46:59
What happened to this guy...
:47:01
...is that one day he forgot
the ducks were there.
:47:03
He put the mower in reverse,
chewed them to pieces.
:47:08
Don't you know any happy stories?
:47:12
There he is.
:47:17
That's him!
:47:19
Let's get him!
:47:28
Our work is done.
:47:38
Midgets coming out of the blue.
:47:39
l had to protect myself with one of them.
:47:42
Midgets coming out of the blue?
:47:44
Yeah.
Little children shooting perfume at me.
:47:48
From their guns.
:47:49
Perfume from their guns?
:47:51
Yeah. Water guns?
:47:53
Squirt guns?
:47:54
Yeah, l think. Squirt guns.
:47:56
Spooky, huh?
:47:58
Wait, the loaf, l think it's burning.