:30:02
I will never
have sex with you, ever!
:30:06
If you were
the last man on Earth...
:30:08
and I was
the last woman on Earth...
:30:11
and the future
of the human race...
:30:12
depended on our having sex
simply for procreation...
:30:16
I still would not
have sex with you.
:30:18
What's your point?
:30:43
Remember when we froze
your semen?
:30:46
You said if it didn't look
like you were coming back...
:30:49
we should try
to make you a son...
:30:52
so that a part of you
could live forever.
:30:54
Sure.
:30:55
After a couple of years,
we got a little impatient.
:31:02
Dr. Evil,
I want you to meet your son.
:31:07
My son?
:31:11
Scott!
:31:26
I'm your father.
:31:36
I haven't seen you
my whole life...
:31:38
and now you come back
and just expect a relationship?
:31:43
I hate you.
:31:49
What?
:31:50
Could I have a hug?
:31:55
-Give me a hug.
-No way.
:31:58
I'm not coming over there.