1:04:03
Maybe I'd be a vet.
1:04:04
An evil vet?
1:04:06
No.
Maybe work in a petting zoo.
1:04:10
An evil petting zoo?
1:04:12
You always do that!
1:04:17
I think he hates me.
1:04:20
I really think
he wants to kill me.
1:04:22
Scott, we don't want
to kill each other in here.
1:04:27
We might say
that we do sometimes...
1:04:29
but we really don't.
1:04:32
Actually,
the boy's quite astute.
1:04:34
I really am trying to kill him,
but, so far, unsuccessfully.
1:04:39
He's quite wily,
like his old man.
1:04:45
This is what I'm talking about.
1:04:47
We've heard from you, Scott.
1:04:52
Now you tell us something
about yourself.
1:04:56
The details of my life
are quite inconsequential.
1:05:00
Please.
Let's hear about your childhood.
1:05:04
-Yeah.
-Come on.
1:05:09
Very well. Where do I begin?
1:05:14
My father was
a relentlessly self-improving...
1:05:17
boulangerie owner
from Belgium...
1:05:20
with low-grade narcolepsy
and a penchant for buggery.
1:05:23
My mother was a 15-year-old
French prostitute named Chloe...
1:05:28
with webbed feet.
1:05:30
My father would womanize, drink.
1:05:34
He would make
outrageous claims...
1:05:36
Like he invented
the question mark.
1:05:39
Sometimes he would accuse
chestnuts of being lazy...
1:05:44
the sort of general malaise...
1:05:47
that only the genius possess
and the insane lament.
1:05:51
My childhood was typical--
1:05:54
summers in Rangoon,
luge lessons.
1:05:59
In the spring,
we'd make meat helmets.