1:06:03
When I was insolent...
1:06:05
I was placed in a burlap bag
and beaten with reeds.
1:06:10
Pretty standard, really.
1:06:12
At the age of 12,
I received my first scribe.
1:06:15
At the age of 14,
a Zoroastrian named Vilma...
1:06:18
ritualistically
shaved my testicles.
1:06:22
There really is nothing
like a shorn scrotum.
1:06:26
It's breathtaking.
I suggest you try it.
1:06:29
You know, we have to stop.
1:06:33
Austin,
can I have a word with you?
1:06:36
Of course you may, luv.
1:06:41
I know I'm being neurotic,
but I can't shake off...
1:06:45
this suspicious feeling
about that Italian secretary.
1:06:49
You know, Miss Fagina.
1:06:51
I don't want
to sound paranoid...
1:06:53
but I've had some
bad relationships in the past...
1:06:57
and I have been known
to be jealous.
1:07:00
I'm sorry.
1:07:01
Don't be sorry, baby.
1:07:04
You're right to be suspicious.
1:07:06
I shagged her.
1:07:07
What?
1:07:10
I shagged her rotten, baby!
1:07:12
I don't believe you.
She was repellent.
1:07:17
Saucer of milk, table two.
1:07:21
But did you use protection?
1:07:23
Of course. I had
my nine-millimeter automatic.
1:07:25
I meant did you use a condom?
1:07:30
Only sailors use condoms, baby.
1:07:35
Not in the nineties.
1:07:36
Well, they should,
those filthy beggars.
1:07:39
They go from port to port.
1:07:40
Don't have a thrombo.
1:07:43
Alotta meant nothing to me.
1:07:47
It means something to me.
1:07:48
If you want us
to have a relationship...
1:07:52
get it into your head
that times have changed.
1:07:55
You can't just go off
shagging anybody anymore.
1:07:58
And if you could, I wouldn't,
because I'm not like that.