1:16:00
Scott, I want you to meet
Daddy's nemesis Austin Powers.
1:16:08
Are you feeding him?
Why don't you just kill him?
1:16:12
I have an even better idea.
1:16:15
I'm going to place him in
an easily escapable situation...
1:16:20
involving an overly
elaborate and exotic death.
1:16:25
Why don't you
just shoot him now?
1:16:27
I'll go get a gun.
We'll shoot him together.
1:16:30
It'll be fun. Bang!
Dead. Done.
1:16:32
One more peep out of you
and you are grounded, mister...
1:16:36
and I am not joking.
1:16:40
All right. Let's begin.
1:16:45
You really expect them to pay?
1:16:51
I expect them to die.
1:16:56
Even after they pay me
the money...
1:16:58
I'm still going to melt
every city on the planet...
1:17:01
with liquid hot magma.
1:17:07
Release the sharks!
1:17:09
You'll notice
that all the sharks...
1:17:12
have laser beams
attached to their heads.
1:17:14
I figure every creature
deserves a warm meal.
1:17:21
Dr. Evil, it's about the sharks.
1:17:25
When you were frozen...
1:17:27
they were put
on the endangered species list.
1:17:30
We tried to get some...
1:17:32
but it would've taken months
to clear up the red tape.
1:17:36
I have one simple request...
1:17:40
and that is to have sharks...
1:17:44
with fricking laser beams
attached to their heads!
1:17:48
Evidently, my cycloptic
colleague informs me...
1:17:51
that that can't be done.
1:17:54
Can you remind me
what I pay you people for?
1:17:57
Honestly, throw me a bone here.