:06:06
David, the Royal National
Gallery wants a guy called Bean
:06:10
to represent them.
:06:12
Can't say I've heard of him.
:06:14
The letter's signed
by Dr Rosenblum and Cutler.
:06:17
That's impressive.
:06:19
They say, "he's a man
whose incontrovertible genius
:06:22
"dwarfs our meagre talents."
:06:23
Rosenblum and Cutler said that?
:06:25
You asked for England's top man.
I delivered him.
:06:28
It sounds like it.
:06:30
However, before we confirm,
:06:32
Bernice feels
we'd get more media attention
:06:35
with someone
from the entertainment industry.
:06:38
I believe we could get...
:06:41
Jon Bon Jovi.
:06:43
Jon Bon Jovi?
:06:44
- To unveil Whistler's Mother?
- Yes.
:06:49
I have nothing
against Jon Bon Jovi.
:06:52
He's had two great
hairstyles in ten years,
:06:55
an achievement
not to be sniffed at.
:06:57
But, so far as I know,
Mr Jovi knows nothing
:07:01
about 19th-Century
Impressionism.
:07:02
It isn't mentioned in his songs.
:07:04
- But David...
- This is not a rock video.
:07:08
This is a great
and serious work of art,
:07:11
and Dr Bean will give
the occasion depth and dignity.
:07:16
You're right. We go with Bean.
:07:18
- But, George...
- No, David's our curator.
:07:23
It's his decision,
his responsibility,
:07:25
ultimately, his neck.
:07:29
- Where will he stay?
- I have an interesting idea.
:07:33
Here? In our house?
:07:36
For two months?
:07:38
Oh-ho, David, suddenly
there's no hotels in LA?
:07:43
No need to get excited.
:07:45
This is the Royal
National Gallery's top man.
:07:48
I thought it'd be exciting
:07:50
to have him around
to learn from, talk to...
:07:52
Do we know anything
about our new best friend?
:07:55
They'd mention
if he was a serial killer!
:07:58
Are you feeling lucky, punk?