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A joke in it would be nice.
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"Good Morning, America" couldn't
give a monkey about "isms".
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You know what I mean.
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- It needn't be long. Just...
- Dr Bean, we're ready.
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Just, just, just...
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For the second
highlight of our day,
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Dr Bean, English art scholar,
will speak for a few minutes -
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not too long -
about our new purchase.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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Dr Bean of the National
Gallery of England.
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Bravo!
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Well, hello.
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I'm Dr Bean...apparently...
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and my job is to sit
and look at paintings.
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Just him and the painting?
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What have I learnt
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that I can say
about this painting?
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Well, firstly, it's quite big.
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Which is excellent.
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Because if it was really small -
you know, microscopic -
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then hardly anybody
would be able to see it,
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which would be
a tremendous shame.
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Secondly...
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and I'm getting
quite near the end now
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of this analysis
of this painting.
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Secondly...